Pilot to Tower, "we have contact"
Tower to Pilot, "roger contact"
AWAC, "object appears to be 21 inches long, about 6 pounds"
Pilot, "give me an angle"
AWAC,"trajectory appears to be from Boise Idaho, to Louisville, Kentucky"
UPS navigator, "roger that, confirmed,"ETA 5 days"
Pilot,"where the F"Censored" is Boise Idaho?"
Tower,"we checked our data banks, and all that comes up is "potato field"
AWAC, "we confirm that object is not a significant threat, it appears to be a FATBOY amp"
Pilot,"that must be the new weapon we were expecting"
Tower, "confirmed, It's what we've been expecting, to help us in our battles with the "Rag Headed Mud-Ducks"
Pilot,"this oughta be fun"
Tower, Roger That, "Escort, Track, and Report"
Pilot, "Roger That"
I figured fooling around like this would be better than taking Xanex.
